1 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,764 It begins like this. 2 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:19,144 Two billion years ago, an amoeba. 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,689 Wait, let's... let's back up. I've skipped too many connections. 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,652 Out of nothing, in an instant... everything. 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:32,365 An infinite cosmic orgy of matter and energy, 6 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,285 rubbing, bumping, and grinding together. 7 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:38,747 There would be no galaxies, no suns, no planets, 8 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:42,333 no life without collisions of heavenly bodies. 9 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,960 Back to our amoeba. 10 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,174 It engulfs a bacterium with unique powers, and... voilà. 11 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,927 Earth's first photosynthesis-enabled organism. 12 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,180 Maybe it was chance. 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,307 Maybe it was inevitable. 14 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,642 This one changed amoeba 15 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,104 becomes the ancestor of every living plant on Earth, 16 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,774 which in turn floods the planet with oxygen... 17 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:11,529 paving the way for every other form of life we know... 18 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,490 leading to more souls, more connections, 19 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,910 and therefore more new worlds branching outward from the first. 20 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,580 These forces of nature, when they converge, 21 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:24,501 be they astronomical collisions, biological unions, 22 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,338 demonstrate the infinite potential of our connections. 23 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:33,218 This truth also extends to the human heart. 24 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,220 Pack of Stuttons. 25 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,811 No offense, but how are you gonna pay for these? 26 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,064 I'm gonna use an adBuddy to cover this purchase. 27 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,776 Those assholes record client conversations. 28 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,612 National Database of Desires. 29 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,349 The businessmen, ever hear of it? 30 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:55,990 They know you better than you know you. 31 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,409 - Okay. - It's not a conspiracy, 32 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,953 just a conspiracy theory. 33 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,246 Hypothesis... 34 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,207 all souls are on a quest to connect. 35 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:07,168 Corollary... 36 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,712 our minds have no awareness of this quest. 37 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:23,101 Did you know that most quarters have been swallowed and defecated by a human? 38 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:28,231 Hypothesis... all the worlds that almost were 39 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,608 matter just as much as the world we're in. 40 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,444 Corollary... 41 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,116 these hidden worlds cause us great pain. 42 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,534 No wallet, no shoes. 43 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:42,954 No idea how I even really got to Poland in the first place. 44 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,540 Bro, I'm telling you, 45 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:48,918 this was seriously such a crazy situation. 46 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,589 Th... From Poland... I was in... 47 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,049 I had no idea... I had no idea how I got there. 48 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,719 Camaraderie, communion, 49 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,597 family, friendship, love, what have you. 50 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,019 We're lost without connection. 51 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,148 Relationships are tough. 52 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,483 Thank you, Friend Proxy. 53 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:16,154 It's quite terrible... to be alone. 54 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,536 Put simply, my goal is to eradicate all... 55 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,582 unnecessary and inefficient forms of human pain. 56 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:29,958 Forever. 57 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,254 We must evolve past our suffering. 58 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,841 It's trash, not a handout. Let's move it. 59 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,385 What are you, a cop? 60 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,680 Not much of a difference authority-wise. Let's go. 61 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,356 My research into this matter is... 62 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,358 of course, ongoing. 63 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,992 The witness has already been sworn in. 64 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,578 Mr. Milgrim, can you state for the court 65 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,331 your relationship with the defendant, Mr. Jed Milgrim? 66 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,209 He's, um... 67 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,045 - He's my brother. - Thank you. 68 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,880 Have you ever been arrested? 69 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,091 - No. - Are you married? 70 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,344 - No. - Children? 71 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,765 No. 72 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,018 And can you tell us about the psychotic break 73 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,396 that you experienced roughly ten years ago? 74 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,774 - Really? - I'm just asking. 75 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,193 That's how they're gonna start? Dad, come on. 76 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:43,074 It doesn't necessarily mean that it'll be like that in the trial, Owen, 77 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,578 but, sometimes prosecutors, they... 78 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,373 they try atypical inroads... 79 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,167 to crack you. 80 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,838 That's why we... we have to prep for the unexpected. 81 00:04:58,756 --> 00:04:59,841 Can you resume, please? 82 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,303 Have you ever been hospitalized for mental illness? 83 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,563 Yes, ten years ago. 84 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,857 Please explain what happened. 85 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,776 I was hospitalized... 86 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:20,945 and medicated... 87 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:23,948 and... 88 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:31,956 that was the last episode I had. 89 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,959 Wasn't the nature of this psychosis delusional? 90 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,463 That you sometimes thought you saw your brother when he wasn't there? 91 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,173 Not exactly. 92 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,383 Just say no. 93 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,553 Then what was the nature of this psychosis? 94 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,779 Owen, don't you think that your mental illness 95 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,199 should disqualify you from testifying as a witness on your brother's behalf? 96 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:09,118 Look, there's only one question here that really matters. 97 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,829 Owen, do you know what is real? 98 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,879 One hundred percent. 99 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,508 I'm compos mentis. 100 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,640 Welcome to New York. 101 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:35,812 And this is Statue of Extra Liberty. Da. 102 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,108 Statue of Extra Liberty. Okay. 103 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,244 How'd the trial prep go for a naughty brother? 104 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,704 Did you tell them about me? 105 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,332 You're not supposed to be here. 106 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,252 Good. You're still using the code words, 107 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,295 even though I am technically invisible. 108 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:05,383 Owen, this week must be a doozy for you? 109 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,803 You thought you were rid of me, but I have new information. 110 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,556 This time I know. 111 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,439 You've been chosen to save the world. 112 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,024 You're gonna be a hero. 113 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,236 I don't want this. I don't want it. 114 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,113 I don't want this. 115 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:30,783 The details of the mission will be delivered to you by an agent, a woman. 116 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,547 You'll know her when you see her, trust me. 117 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,412 Just make contact with her. 118 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,539 The pattern is the pattern. 119 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,251 She'll reach you for further instructions! 120 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,420 Don't fuck this up! 121 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:18,915 Welcome. Please make a selection to begin. 122 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,375 You selected single ride. 123 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:22,668 How will you pay? 124 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,921 You selected credit. 125 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,131 Please swipe now. 126 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:33,137 Declined. Insufficient funds. 127 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,308 Would you like to use an adBuddy to add funds? 128 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,684 Yes or no? 129 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,358 Welcome. 130 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:52,990 Train now arriving... 131 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,660 Please step away from the platform edge. 132 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:04,544 Okay, Mr. Milgrim, I'm gonna need your attention. 133 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,671 "When tragedy strikes others, 134 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,298 it's sometimes hard to know what to do until now..." 135 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,258 Owen. 136 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:15,471 "Daddy's Home. Consider becoming a temporary volunteer mail-order husband 137 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,724 and changing the lives of a heartbroken family in your region." 138 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,061 Okay, well, up next, 139 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:26,023 we got something called Neberdine Pharmaceuticals. 140 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,068 "Good afternoon, Owen. 141 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:32,947 Did you know that your rent comprises 87.2 percent of your annual income?" 142 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,741 Is that actually true? 143 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:40,997 - I just moved into my own place. - Manhattan these days... 144 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,624 I'm over in an underground warehouse unit. 145 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,417 Hoboken. 146 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,713 - I actually live in Roosevelt Island. - Okay, well... 147 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,674 Let's see. Ho-ho. 148 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,677 "A catastrophic interruption in your professional life," 149 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,054 like a furlough, could ruin you. 150 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:01,183 "Ever thought about supplementing your income with pharmaceutical testing?" 151 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,561 Friend Proxy. 152 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,147 "Tired of spending your time and energy making friends?" 153 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,859 And that is why Daddy's Home is happy to welcome you, Mr. Milgrim. 154 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,194 And I'd have to cover relocation costs? 155 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,614 And inherit any potential debt of the deceased. 156 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,948 That doesn't make sense. 157 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,700 So, that's a yes? 158 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,452 To what? 159 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,037 It makes perfect sense. 160 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,623 - We are offering you heroism. - So this is your office area. 161 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,416 Again, it's a question of commitment. 162 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,168 Your ad is misleading, 163 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,755 'cause you refer to it as a volunteer opportunity, 164 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,882 but in the end I'd have to pay. 165 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,217 But think about what you'd be getting. 166 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,386 - A wife, lonely, in need. - Yeah. 167 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,680 - Owen. It's a done deal. - I have to go. 168 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,892 Rozo did the anonymous hammerhead from the top down 169 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,895 and came back with a 12-bullet short-termer. 170 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,648 - When? - Well, they randomized the pattern. 171 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,359 We've sent out 30 memos on it since this morning. 172 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,445 Um, so this furlough, how long does it last? 173 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,697 - It's temporary. - Right. 174 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,158 So... when am I back? 175 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:02,745 I don't know. I was kidding. It's probably permanent. 176 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,044 I was using your kind of humor, 177 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:13,589 when you say something you don't mean and nobody laughs. 178 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,468 It's... Yeah, it's okay. I'll just... 179 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,513 I'll just dip into my savings. 180 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,184 Bye. 181 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,051 Okay, Owen. 182 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,888 - Do you know what I want to do? - Yes. 183 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,224 Are you sure you know what I want to do? 184 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,684 Yes. 185 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:10,187 The way this deprogramming works, it's not an overnight fix. 186 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,398 You have to listen to it like a mantra. 187 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,527 If you start feeling paranoid, you play this tape right away, okay? 188 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,194 Okay. 189 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,240 Now, stop me when I say something that's not true. 190 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,492 The world sends you messages. 191 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,244 Yes. 192 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,204 Words are often code words, 193 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,166 or pass phrases for important secrets. 194 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,500 Yes. 195 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,628 You're visited by a brother no one else in your family is aware of. 196 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,839 A facsimile of your brother Jed. 197 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,133 - Yes. - He sends you messages. 198 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,595 Instructions for important missions you must accomplish. 199 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,930 To see the deeper truth. 200 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,349 He tells you you're meant to do something big, 201 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,769 something that matters to the world, 202 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,188 and that you're not meant to do it alone. 203 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,064 All you need is a partner. 204 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,108 Yes. 205 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,069 You made a promise to me, and you made a promise to yourself. 206 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,323 You promised we'd golf together in Hilton Head. 207 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,826 You sense danger all around you, but you stay disciplined. 208 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,495 A fight's coming. 209 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,955 Something even bigger than this world. 210 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,374 Possibly extending to multiple galaxies. 211 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,710 - Fourth floor. Thank you. - Yes. 212 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,253 Hello, Mrs. Finkelstein. 213 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,963 Fuck off, Donovan. 214 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,424 It's, Owen. 215 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,178 - Owen Milgrim... - Fuck off, Donovan. 216 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,261 Never mind. 217 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,930 Good. 218 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,391 Does it feel good to be heard? 219 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,351 Yes. 220 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:34,021 Does it feel good to know that you're not alone with this information? 221 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,231 Yeah. 222 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,191 Will you complete your mission? 223 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,108 Maybe. 224 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,861 Am I a trusted messenger? 225 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,239 Yes. 226 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,741 Good. Then here are your real instructions. 227 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,159 Repeat after me. 228 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,786 There is no pattern. 229 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,996 There is no pattern. 230 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,958 I am vulnerable, but I am not stupid. 231 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,294 I'm vulnerable, but I'm not stupid. 232 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:01,006 But I will seek out the people in my life that care about me. 233 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:04,260 I will seek out the people in my life who care about me. 234 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,845 I am not the chosen one. 235 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,763 I am not the chosen one. 236 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,515 The voices aren't real. 237 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,892 - The voices aren't real. - The voices aren't real. 238 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,644 The voices are just noise. 239 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,105 - The voices are just noise. - The voices are just noise. 240 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,316 I am just a guy with a vivid imagination. 241 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,777 I'm just a guy with a vivid imagination. 242 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,824 I will most likely not be the savior of our galaxy. 243 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:27,907 Hello? 244 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,913 I've got a package from Neberdine Pharmaceutical Biotech 245 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,957 for an Owen Milgrim. 246 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,793 What? 247 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,547 I've... a package... your name. 248 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,244 Hello? 249 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,873 Hi, Owen. Did you get what I sent you? 250 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,124 How did you... 251 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,628 I've just been informed that you qualify as a hero candidate. 252 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,005 - What does that mean? - It's a term we use 253 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,133 for those who've been specifically selected for one of our studies. 254 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,802 You're a very desirable individual to us, Owen. 255 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,097 I've never seen B.N. over-ratios like this before. 256 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,478 What does a hero candidate do? 257 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,939 Exactly the things they were born to. 258 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:44,360 In your case, helping us treat maladies ranging from sluggishness and depression 259 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,405 to I.B.S, to popcorn problems and irrational fears. 260 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,867 "Popcorn problems"? 261 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,535 Prostate problems, yes. 262 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:55,829 I thought you... 263 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,666 We'll give you all the details when you come in. 264 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,668 So, we'll see you on Monday? 265 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,224 Good evening, Mr. Milgrim. 266 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,726 Everyone is on the patio for the recital. 267 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,810 Thank you. 268 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,587 Thank you. 269 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,174 Where does she sleep when she stays over? 270 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,091 This one? 271 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,926 Yeah, she's your sister, right? 272 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,889 Or is she a secret agent? 273 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,808 How did you know? 274 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:45,189 Because I have super-secret sources 275 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,941 at a super-secret agency. 276 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,651 Don't tell anyone. 277 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,736 Okay. 278 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,446 Supper's ready. 279 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,490 Okay, Mom. 280 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,784 I was completely baffled. 281 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,702 You know, I left for school. 282 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,372 Ernie was fine, and then, you know, the food was in the bowl. 283 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,291 The water was there, cage was locked up, 284 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,543 and I get back from basketball practice, 285 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,339 - and he's just gone, absolutely... - The great gerbil escape artist. 286 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,675 - But he wasn't exactly fucking gone. - Language, Phil. 287 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,637 No, that's correct. He wasn't exactly fucking gone like that. 288 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,597 - Language, Jed. - Where'd he go, O? 289 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,101 Maybe you shouldn't curse so much in front of the children. 290 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,895 - Come on. Tell the rest. - This is not a farmyard, boys. 291 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,230 So, um, I ask everyone, right? 292 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,774 Everyone's looking around the whole house, everyone frantic, 293 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,610 and finally Owen, you know, eventually comes up 294 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,028 and brings me to his room... 295 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,215 How old were you then, Owen? Like, eight or somethin'? 296 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,698 - Nine. - Eight or nine, whatever. 297 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,075 And he says... he says, 298 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:42,204 "I have to tell you somethin'. My... my hawk ate Ernie." 299 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,915 "What?" And he points over there, 300 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,167 and there's this big fuckin' red-tailed hawk 301 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,044 sitting on his desk staring at me. 302 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,463 What eight-year-old has a fuckin' hawk? 303 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,298 How did you have a hawk? 304 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:57,136 Um, I rescued it from the park. 305 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:01,140 I found it with a broken wing and brought it to my room and fed it. 306 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,100 - Yeah, I forgot. - You'd feed him. 307 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:07,020 That was the craziest part. He would feed it, like a mother bird, you know... 308 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,816 Masticate... No, no, no. Premasticate. 309 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,235 - Yeah, premastication! - Jed was a chronic masticater. 310 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,046 - How'd you know? - He'd go blind doing that. 311 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,614 How long did you take care of the bird for, Owen? 312 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,701 Two or three months, until it was strong enough 313 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:24,621 to go into Jed's room and eat his gerbil, I guess. 314 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,042 But what happened to the hawk? 315 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378 We set it free. 316 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589 Okay. 317 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,923 That reminds me. 318 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,051 Remember when Colby fell in the Gowanus Canal? 319 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,387 - Remember that day? - Poor Colby. 320 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,390 - I threw the stick, he didn't go for it... - So traumatizing. 321 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,400 I told Jed I wouldn't marry him until they painted you in. 322 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,028 Maybe that's why we haven't set a date yet. 323 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,698 They're gonna paint me in. 324 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,993 The artist just took a six-month sabbatical to Nepal, 325 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,286 to study the light. 326 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,414 I lost my job. 327 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,878 I'm sorry, Owen. 328 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,715 It's okay, I'll find a new one. 329 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,134 I'm actually thinking about becoming 330 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,887 a temporary volunteer husband. 331 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,305 You're not serious. 332 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,808 Get rid of my lease, bounce from widow to widow. 333 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:33,732 Do you ever notice that your plans always involve starting over... 334 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,069 often with an entirely new identity? 335 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,072 It's a good fantasy. 336 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,617 Pudding's upstairs by the fireplace, everyone. 337 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080 Just to get through the post-dinner conversation. 338 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,839 Think about it. 339 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:01,884 Seriously... 340 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,346 as a hypothetical. 341 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,267 Say you and I left, right? Tonight. 342 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,771 I got us passports, new identities. 343 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,275 You steal all the money from Jed's bank account. 344 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,111 We just... do that. 345 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,155 We get a house in the middle of nowhere. 346 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,031 Start again. 347 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,076 Different people. 348 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,995 Are we a married couple? 349 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,081 We don't... 350 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,919 We can be, you know... 351 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,798 We don't have to be. We could be brother, or sister, or... friends. 352 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800 So... 353 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,178 tonight, then, 354 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,014 after dessert? 355 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,724 Yeah. 356 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,644 I'm serious. Let's do it. 357 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,484 You're fucking with me. 358 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280 I got you. 359 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,869 You believed me. 360 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,833 This week's gonna be a living hell for me. 361 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,837 He'll totally win. 362 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,924 He's not guilty. No chance of a conviction. 363 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,177 It's all just so humiliating. 364 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,096 I mean, it's been going on for fucking ages, 365 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,515 all just for one day in court. 366 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,143 Because he didn't do it, so... 367 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,688 You're positive? 368 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,524 Right? You were actually with him? 369 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,069 Yes. 370 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,243 - You would make that move. - What does that even mean? 371 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,037 - "Make that move"? - That's the move... 372 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,790 Hey, Owen, you're not trying to sneak off, are you? 373 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:55,707 No, Dad. 374 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,959 I need a second of your time before you leave. 375 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,629 Come on, boys, it's time. 376 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,507 Balderdash! 377 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,676 - Owen, you're staying to play. - No, I-I have to go. 378 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,012 - I have something... - You love Balderdash. 379 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:09,930 No, I don't. 380 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:12,099 Come on, stay, it will be fun. 381 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,975 I have a fundamental problem with Balderdash. 382 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,436 I gotta say, what a delicious meal that was. 383 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,920 - Sure was. - So good, Mom. So good. 384 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,148 - You used to love Balderdash. - No, I didn't. 385 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,025 Who wants ice cream? 386 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,070 - Who wants ice cream? You do? - I do! 387 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:29,324 Of course. But whoever's the quietest gets ice cream, I promise. Mom. 388 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,035 Are we playing Balderdash, or what? 389 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,248 So, um... I've been considering... 390 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,291 Considering leaving Roosevelt Island? 391 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,626 - No... - Thank God. 392 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,462 So, have Hal help you find something closer. 393 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,381 - You moving closer? - I'm not moving closer. 394 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:47,092 Crazy to think that every word did get invented. 395 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,010 I-I have to go. Goodbye. 396 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,680 - Wait, you're not playing Balderdash? - No, I can't. Bye. 397 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,932 Owen, come on, you love Balderdash. 398 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:57,394 No, I don't fucking love Balderdash! Balderdash is bullshit. 399 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,689 - Jesus, Owen. - Is he off his meds? 400 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,983 I'll walk you to the station. 401 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,752 - Don't worry about Uncle Owen. - Aggressive. 402 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,945 He's a spaz. We're gonna get ice cream now. 403 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,198 - Is it a money crisis? - No. 404 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,536 I know it's an expensive apartment to rent, but... 405 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,790 Have you... have you thought about a... a roommate? 406 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:19,874 No. 407 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,337 I don't know why you won't let us just buy you a place. 408 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,131 That way you'd have more security. 409 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,510 Or you... you could come and work for the company. 410 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,679 All your brothers do. 411 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,683 I already agreed, okay? 412 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,643 You don't need to buy me off. 413 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,314 I don't... I don't follow you. What... 414 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,776 I will lie for Jed... 415 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,322 next week in court. 416 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,283 I get the expectation. 417 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,412 It's not an expectation, Owen, it's a gift. 418 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,750 You are giving your brother the gift of an alibi. 419 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,129 This woman is an opportunist. She sees an in. 420 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,884 You're protecting him. 421 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,636 You're protecting the family. 422 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:19,935 I know, I know, it sounds muddled, but that is the way reality works, Owen. 423 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,895 How's that, Dad? 424 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,189 With... with adjustments. 425 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,983 Just so you know, I got a new job. 426 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:30,987 What... what job? 427 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,615 Business... marketing. 428 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,869 It involves travel, so I'll be gone a couple days next week, 429 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,913 but I'll be back in time for the trial. 430 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,248 And... 431 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,044 don't worry if you can't reach me. 432 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,506 Someone invented a new kind of ham. 433 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,593 That's... that's wonderful, Owen. 434 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,762 That's... that's... that's great. 435 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,808 Milgrim men, we always come out on top. 436 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,394 Anyway... 437 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,276 All right. 438 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,736 Hey, Colby, it's a Tristan 500. 439 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,239 - Cleaning in progress. - No kicking and licking. 440 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,066 Find the end of your rainbow 441 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,944 at Neberdine Pharmaceutical and Biotech. 442 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,909 Psst, buddy. Which one are you here for? 443 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,288 It should be on the form right there. 444 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,708 It says, U.L.P. 445 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,791 Me too. 446 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,211 That's a good one. 447 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,505 It's the big time. 448 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,885 Get ready to make a lot of fuckin' money. 449 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,680 Carol Cuddy. Carol Cuddy, please report to D.M. test room three 450 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:22,849 for A.E.B Phase I. 451 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,976 What do the bombs mean? 452 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,480 High-risk. That's where the dollars come from. 453 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:33,026 Apparently, they're havin' some kind of problem with this new drug. 454 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,196 - I think you should let me do it again. - Strong stuff. Very trippy shit. 455 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,324 - Who's in charge of the red light? - That doesn't bother you? 456 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,718 - No. - I don't fucking understand. 457 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,054 - No risk, no reward. - I'm supposed to be part of the trial. 458 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,498 - I'm sorry. - This is fucking bullshit. 459 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:50,001 John Mallory, please report to D.M. test room one. 460 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:54,297 John Mallory, please report to D.M. test room one for Rumi Phase III. 461 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,509 Patricia. Patricia. 462 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,638 I got bosses around. 463 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,977 - I have to get into that study. - Ma'am? 464 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,657 You have a daughter. Her name is Usnavy, and she goes to Hunter College. 465 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,800 Owen Milgrim, please report to D.M. test room five. 466 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:43,304 Owen Milgrim, please report to D.M. test room five for U.L.P. screening. 467 00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:46,391 Steven McDougal, please report to test room eight. 468 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:51,730 Steven McDougal, please report to test room eight for M.S. One Phase II. 469 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,611 Unnecessary. 470 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:03,450 Try to answer with an emotion, rather than a description. 471 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,243 Calm. 472 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:10,956 Justice. 473 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,711 - Is this personalized somehow? - No. 474 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,212 Focus on your answers. 475 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,772 - Suffocated. - Good. 476 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,611 Now, Mr. Milgrim... 477 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,822 please turn your attention to me 478 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,325 as I ask you this final question. 479 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,888 Are you gonna ask it? 480 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,977 Does that disqualify me? 481 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:19,192 Your defense mechanisms are fungible. 482 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,111 You've been accepted. 483 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,297 Find the end of your rainbow 484 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,467 at Neberdine Pharmaceutical and Biotech. 485 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,695 Stop looking at me. 486 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,907 Did... did you... 487 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,702 Did you lose your husband recently? 488 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,623 Did you lose your husband recently? 489 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,707 No. 490 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,087 - But I just saw... - Leave me alone. 491 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,841 Do you play golf in Hilton Head? 492 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,924 I'll kill you. 493 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,676 I have a gun. 494 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,971 Attention, please, all participants 495 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,307 in the U.L.P. Phase III trial, 496 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,225 please look at your lanyards. 497 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:39,814 If you are an odd number, please line up at the intake corridor. 498 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,983 All even numbers will be next. 499 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,905 It's Jed. 500 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,408 No, it's Grimsson. 501 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,912 Mustache. No, don't say anything. Just be cool. 502 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,040 The pattern is the pattern. 503 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,542 The pattern got you here. 504 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,170 Keep trusting the pattern. 505 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,255 She's your handler now. 506 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,259 She has a certain je ne sais quoi. 507 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,137 She's no Olivia, though. 508 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,599 Make contact with her. Use the code phrase. 509 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:19,312 If you are an odd number, please line up at the intake corridor. 510 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,814 The pattern is the pattern. I know it doesn't make sense. 511 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:25,234 It doesn't make sense to me either right now, but it will. 512 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,737 Keep going forward. 513 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,030 Just reach out... 514 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,324 and make contact. 515 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:35,161 All odd numbers, line up by the intake corridor. 516 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,300 What the fuck is wrong with you? 517 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:50,717 Sorry. 518 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,097 Robert. 519 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:39,474 Robert. 520 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,060 Robert, wake up. 521 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,191 The odds are here. 522 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,067 Okay. 523 00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:53,031 Let us complete this trial with none of the old problems, sir. 524 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,868 Yes, Dr. Fujita. 525 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,662 None of the old problems. 526 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,435 As you enter the common room, 527 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,645 you will notice there are numbers on the pods. 528 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,982 The pod numbers correspond with the numbers on your lanyards. 529 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,442 Please go to your pod. 530 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:33,154 That will be your home for the duration of your stay here with us. 531 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,865 Leaving your pod at any unauthorized moment 532 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:39,202 will result in the termination of your stay here at this trial, 533 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:42,497 as well as bringing shame and humiliation upon you. 534 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,545 Once you reach your pod, an orderly will approach 535 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,756 and begin to inspect your bag. 536 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:55,551 Once the orderly has inspected your bag, you will put your bag in your locker. 537 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,887 Once you have done that, make your way to this gentleman. 538 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,305 He will give you your uniform, 539 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,808 as well as your patented Neberdine shoes, 540 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,061 which you cannot take with you at the end of the trial. 541 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,565 Once you have your uniforms and your shoes, 542 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,567 you will make your way back to your pods, 543 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:15,530 then you will get in your pods and change clothes in your pods. 544 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,824 There will be no changing in the commons. 545 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,285 My God! 546 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:22,954 Condoms are contraband. 547 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,373 - Safety first. - That's a red flag right there. 548 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,584 Intimacy in this facility is off-limits. 549 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:32,630 There will be no cohabitation inside the pods. 550 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:35,258 Once the curfew starts, lights go out. 551 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,926 You're not supposed to be here. 552 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,389 Please. 553 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,932 What are my instructions? 554 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:44,976 The pattern is the pattern. 555 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:47,228 You're my contact. What are my instructions? 556 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:50,481 Please turn off the pattern. Please turn off... 557 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,025 - Owen. - ..tight schedule. 558 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,944 We will tell you when there is mealtime. 559 00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:58,614 Your instructions are to go back to your pod and await my signal. 560 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,868 Two Etch A Sketches and one Lite-Brite. Please don't fight over them. 561 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,244 I'm going to save the world. 562 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,288 We will tell you when there's recreation time. 563 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:06,914 - Yes. - We will also tell you when... 564 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,792 - You're gonna save the world. - And we will tell you when to sleep. 565 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,838 - But not if you blow our cover. - Expecting. Thank you. 566 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:15,548 Is that working for you? 567 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:16,757 Okay, I understand. 568 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,926 If you're having trouble getting into your pod, 569 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:23,472 there is also a little ladder underneath that will help you get into your pod. 570 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,641 Also note, from here on in, 571 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,978 you will be referred to as the number on your lanyard. 572 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,104 You are the Odds. 573 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,231 Attention. 574 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:48,080 Please give your attention to Dr. Muramoto and Dr. Fujita. 575 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,082 They will be supervising your trials. 576 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,213 Welcome, subjects. 577 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,757 You made the right choice. 578 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,844 It's time to start your lives again. 579 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,766 You don't fuck this up... 580 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,602 I won't fuck this up. 581 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:11,645 Just kidding.